I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[skaredshtles]

I want to get baked first

...

[RShea]

I want to get baked first

What does a baked Beaver taste like- Chicken?

[ötzi]

I want lemon bars.

Howzabout some lemon rounds?

https://2betties.com/collections/our...s/lemon-rounds

my personal fave btw

[riser4]

...

Steve Harvey's "my man" is a cheesy step down from "my man, the way Denzel Washington says it."

[XXX-er]

What does a baked Beaver taste like- Chicken?

My buddy " The Beaver Guy " tells me beaver mae good sausage ,

If you got a Beaver problem cuz they are about to flood out your farm or a highway or a national railway just call the Beaver guy

I did a hot shot for him and he gave me a beaver guy ball cap,

every body asks me who the the beaver guy is ?

[skaredshtles]

Steve Harvey's "my man" is a cheesy step down from "my man, the way Denzel Washington says it."

...

[Buzzworthy]

Airlines now letting people text sucks.

Wife is on a 6hr flight, usually that’s 6 hours of peaceful heaven for me. Now I’m getting texts complaining about her iPad not working, annoying passengers, turbulence, and any other random complaint about flying you can imagine.





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The joys of Delta’s free WiFi as a Skycrumbs member.

[yeahman]

Airlines now letting people text sucks.

Wife is on a 6hr flight, usually that’s 6 hours of peaceful heaven for me. Now I’m getting texts complaining about her iPad not working, annoying passengers, turbulence, and any other random complaint about flying you can imagine.





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This made me curious so I checked my phone. My wife and I have exchanged seven text messages so far in the month of May. A grand total of 32 words.

[TahoeJ]

This made me curious so I checked my phone. My wife and I have exchanged seven text messages so far in the month of May. A grand total of 32 words.

Glorious. I wish I could only get that many text messages from my EX wife!

There’s a really funny comedy bit - I think by Bill Burr or Tom Segura but I can’t find the clip - about this topic. Talking about how guys used to go to work and not hear from their wives all day until they got home. Anyone know that one?

EDIT: it was Chris Rock. https://youtube.com/shorts/HqPgpXaQK...CIRN3owP3PBPBb

[old goat]

We needed a new silverware tray. My wife got one that's a mirror image of the old one so all the silverware is in the wrong place. I can't cope.

[XXX-er]

This last relationship was the first time we almost exclusively communicated by text on the i-phone

if its like bring some miscellaneous stuff to make dinner thats ok but there were lots of times there was miscommunication that would not have happened if somebody just called instead of text